Nhs Supporters Gifts

'And this is Jim...he's responsible for marketing the hospitals.'

Captain Tom Moore

'What's wrong with me, Doctor?' 'I have no idea! That information comes within doctor-patient confidentiality.'

"Nurse, when I asked you to make the patient more comfortable I just meant plump up his pillows!"

Effective Cuban vaccines

Maternity Unit - 'Congratulations! It's a midwife!'

GP to cat - 'In view of the new polyclinic up the road, yes we are opening our books to new patients.'

What makes us Canadian? It's in our DNeh!

'If you could roll up your sleeves, go behind the screen and plaster the wall.'

Locum GP's to be paid for extra work on the BMA agreement

'Sure we're underfunded, but we manage!'

NHS notice - This is a bring your own bed hospital

'I wasn't feeling ill, doctor, until I started hearing about the NHS reforms.'

'Pick up your bed and walk woman, for the NHS is not long for this world.'

'Get this, Dr. Melroy just asked my opinion.'

Santa Claus delivers the vaccine.

"Thank you."

'Let me though! - I'm a Doctor.'

'The trouble with you doctors is that you don't really understand what the NHS is for.'

'I'm afraid the bed shortage is rather acute...'

"Don't just stand there gawping women! Give me a hand with my monthly salary!"

DOH should create a simple prevalence formula that works.

Some people have their own methods of dealing with a shortage of nurses

'She's seen a man wandering round in his underpants!'

Coronavirus and Atlas

"It's very important to wash your hooves!"

"It's Meals-on-Wheels, Mrs. Hokenstadt."

Many women report sleep disturbances associated with the post-menopausal period.

'Try not to think about your car-parking charges.'

"We'd like you to be at breaking point seven days a week."

'It'll be a disaster...you've no experience in Forward-facing reorganisation target setting prioritisation strategic planning.'

I'm not sure when I can help you. It's not easy getting parts for you anymore

'Well I'm blowed if I know what any of this means!'

'This is nurse Rochester, if there's anything worrying you she's the person to share your concerns with so that they get recorded and filed properly.'

"You probably already know this disease from the walkathon of the same name."