Health-conscious Supporter Gifts

"It's very important to wash your hooves!"

March Against Big Tech: "Oh, wow, this has bee great for my step count!"

"What do you mean 'sitting is the new smoking'? I thought fat was the new smoking?"

'Bigley, you're over-training!'

Effective Cuban vaccines

'Let me at it! Let me see!!'

Preventive medicine.

'Who would have thought there was a market for it? We're going to be rich George!...'

What makes us Canadian? It's in our DNeh!

'You've become run down from working too much. Try sneezing on your boss.'

'Apparently, you've purchased another piece of exercise equipment. I think it's time I organised an intervention.'

Santa Claus delivers the vaccine.

"Thank you."

Lemonade 5c Sugar Free: 'It sure is!'

'Is it organic?'

Hiker Followed By Paramedic

Spring.

'And also, no cigarettes, no cigars, no alcohol,no sweets,no dairy products, no bacon, no ham...'

Football fans in corona times

'In that case I'll do nothing!'

"...and lay off the energy drinks..."

What's really in junk food...

'My prescription: digital textbooks.'

"So if I need to stop smoking and lose weight..what are you going to do about it?"

Many women report sleep disturbances associated with the post-menopausal period.

The smoking Gun

"Sorry sir - our sun screen only goes up to Factor - 100..."

"You're not allowed to enter the city. Your exhaust emissions are much too high!"

"I quit worrying. I've gone 100% non-non and completely free-free."

"Cautious and considerate? Door on the left, one mask each. Selfish and ignorant? Door on the right, do as you please."

I'm not sure when I can help you. It's not easy getting parts for you anymore

"You probably already know this disease from the walkathon of the same name."

The professor had developed a product that would change the world forever.

'I should've stayed the way I was. Now, I have to exercise, watch my cholesterol, and dodge this little pest called Cupid.'

Weight watchers