Health-conscious Supporter Gifts

"It's very important to wash your hooves!"

"What do you mean 'sitting is the new smoking'? I thought fat was the new smoking?"

March Against Big Tech: "Oh, wow, this has bee great for my step count!"

'Bigley, you're over-training!'

Effective Cuban vaccines

'Let me at it! Let me see!!'

Preventive medicine.

'Who would have thought there was a market for it? We're going to be rich George!...'

What makes us Canadian? It's in our DNeh!

'You've become run down from working too much. Try sneezing on your boss.'

'Apparently, you've purchased another piece of exercise equipment. I think it's time I organised an intervention.'

"Thank you."

Santa Claus delivers the vaccine.

Lemonade 5c Sugar Free: 'It sure is!'

'Is it organic?'

Hiker Followed By Paramedic

'And also, no cigarettes, no cigars, no alcohol,no sweets,no dairy products, no bacon, no ham...'

Spring.

"...and lay off the energy drinks..."

Football fans in corona times

What's really in junk food...

'In that case I'll do nothing!'

'My prescription: digital textbooks.'

Many women report sleep disturbances associated with the post-menopausal period.

"So if I need to stop smoking and lose weight..what are you going to do about it?"

The smoking Gun

"Sorry sir - our sun screen only goes up to Factor - 100..."

"I quit worrying. I've gone 100% non-non and completely free-free."

I'm not sure when I can help you. It's not easy getting parts for you anymore

"Cautious and considerate? Door on the left, one mask each. Selfish and ignorant? Door on the right, do as you please."

"You're not allowed to enter the city. Your exhaust emissions are much too high!"

"You probably already know this disease from the walkathon of the same name."

The professor had developed a product that would change the world forever.

'I should've stayed the way I was. Now, I have to exercise, watch my cholesterol, and dodge this little pest called Cupid.'

Weight watchers