Health-conscious Fan Gifts

Enjoying summer baseball, D-style.

Football fans in corona times

'If you give up alcohol, cigarettes, sex, red meat, cakes and chocolate, and don't get too excited, you can enjoy life for a few more years yet.'

Dietician to man: 'To address your spare tire we must first get in touch with your inner tube.'

Businessman uses yoga moves while reviewing financial news on computer

"If we carry them home we’ll get at least one workout."

"I wish I had her jewelry." "I wish I had his wife." "I wish I had her figure." "I wish I had his money."

'I never should have ordered the diet platter.'

"Uh-oh. My inner GPS is recalculating."

"I could catch a bicyclist, well maybe not a bicyclist, but I could catch a jogger, definitely."

"He's a dedicated lifter, but he always skips leg day."

"Nice try, Jim, but there's no such thing as a 'Beer cleanse'."

"Well, that will never be a yoga pose."

"I run around this high school track every morning."

Sisyphus during Covid

Exercise Bars

Reasonableman

'The first thing you need to do is lose 40 pounds of that baby boomer fat.'

"Only 35% CACAO? I'll have to eat TWICE as much then!"

"I don't think anyone will notice your ninty seven pound lime green lycra swimming trunks Terry."

"This old bike of mine has sure lost some if its speed over the years."

Woman Weighing Herself on Two Scales.

"This is Chance. When he first came here he was a fat Chance. Now he's a slim Chance."

"Let's see if mom likes that super comfortable yoga mat we bought her."

'I cause sneezes.' 'I cause fever' 'I cause that 'I don't know- I just don't feel too good' feeling.'

Oh boy, lucky you were there: I was cramping up. I need a few minutes rest if you don't mind...

"Give me your metabolism! Now!"

'I think dad's getting fitter. I couldn't hear him wheezing until he turned the corner today.'

'Mom, can you tell me about the days before Pilates and Latte's?'

The price of chocolate has gone through the roof!

Woman is shocked at seeing her weight, she doesn't realise that her dog is also on the scales.

Mother racing to work for a company with day care and a health club.

"You've got to eat less, exercise more and try to stay out of trouble. You're not fit to stand trial."

"I want you to learn from my mistakes."

The online yoga class was not without interruptions.