Health-conscious Fan Gifts

Enjoying summer baseball, D-style.

Football fans in corona times

'If you give up alcohol, cigarettes, sex, red meat, cakes and chocolate, and don't get too excited, you can enjoy life for a few more years yet.'

Dietician to man: 'To address your spare tire we must first get in touch with your inner tube.'

Businessman uses yoga moves while reviewing financial news on computer

"If we carry them home we’ll get at least one workout."

"I wish I had her jewelry." "I wish I had his wife." "I wish I had her figure." "I wish I had his money."

'I never should have ordered the diet platter.'

"I could catch a bicyclist, well maybe not a bicyclist, but I could catch a jogger, definitely."

"Uh-oh. My inner GPS is recalculating."

"He's a dedicated lifter, but he always skips leg day."

"Nice try, Jim, but there's no such thing as a 'Beer cleanse'."

Sisyphus during Covid

"I run around this high school track every morning."

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Reasonableman

I feel better than ever physically but I'm totally obsolete at work. In life 60 is the new 40. In the workplace 40 is the new 60.

"Well, that will never be a yoga pose."

'The first thing you need to do is lose 40 pounds of that baby boomer fat.'

Woman Weighing Herself on Two Scales.

"I don't think anyone will notice your ninty seven pound lime green lycra swimming trunks Terry."

Oh boy, lucky you were there: I was cramping up. I need a few minutes rest if you don't mind...

'I cause sneezes.' 'I cause fever' 'I cause that 'I don't know- I just don't feel too good' feeling.'

"Let's see if mom likes that super comfortable yoga mat we bought her."

"Only 35% CACAO? I'll have to eat TWICE as much then!"

"This old bike of mine has sure lost some if its speed over the years."

"This is Chance. When he first came here he was a fat Chance. Now he's a slim Chance."

"Give me your metabolism! Now!"

'I think dad's getting fitter. I couldn't hear him wheezing until he turned the corner today.'

'Mom, can you tell me about the days before Pilates and Latte's?'

The online yoga class was not without interruptions.

"You've got to eat less, exercise more and try to stay out of trouble. You're not fit to stand trial."

Woman is shocked at seeing her weight, she doesn't realise that her dog is also on the scales.

"I want you to learn from my mistakes."

The price of chocolate has gone through the roof!