Health-conscious Music Fan Gifts

"When played backwards, these say things like 'Save for retirement' and 'Eat more fiber.'"

"M'lady, we’ve reached peak Brooklyn."

"Hey, pal, let's hear 'Doggie in the Window' again, and this time play it like you mean it!"

At the rock concert...

Italica

'I think I see what's making your funny noise.'

Punk Reindeer

Tina Turner

"I've got those 'Don't worry about me, I'll just be here, all alone' blues."

"Check out this new store."

'I cause sneezes.' 'I cause fever' 'I cause that 'I don't know- I just don't feel too good' feeling.'

Volcaniax

Hudibras - 12 - Hudibras encounters the Skimmington.

A man and a woman discussing the skill of the pianist.

'Howard can't come to the phone now. He's standing by for a major concert announcement.'

Cool hand... Uke

'Nobody pays for music anymore.'

The Month of August

Music for car stereos

Gangsta wrap.

Library Grand Opening

Sportsman and music

"This next song is for all you a cappella lovers. No strings attached."

A rock guitarist singing

Elephant blues

Robert Burns

"Roger, give me the shirt … it’s time."

"Well of course it's fast food. I cooked it faster than a speeding bullet."

"I miss diving into a mosh pit."