Musical Health Enthusiast Gifts

"Lemme tell you how I feel about high blood pressure, Mr. McGuinn."

'Reflexes Normal.'

Mardi Gras

'I love your playing....especially when you stop!'

Guitarist

He kept up his guitar practise...

'Big audio gear is coming back!'

"Well, that's the only song we know, so we can play it another two or three times, or we can cut our losses. Waddya say, Cleveland?"

Trump! The Musical

The Hey Diddle Diddle Orchestra

Trombone emerges from pram. Mother says: 'I'm a firm believer in starting them young.'

Piano Recital

'I'm sorry I missed your recital. Daddy was on the phone with his broker, checking on bond yields. It's another form of bonding, son.'

Great works I plan to complete during the lockdown.

Grim Reaper Buying CDs...

"I'll have the drum an sea bass, the house salad and the techno nachos!"

'I'm too hot to trot.'

Rap music

Kritik's Korner

'Can you play something the dog doesn't know?'

"The doctor thinks I need a hearing something or other."

Chano Pozo,

'As I walk through the halls, I see teachers teaching and students learning and I say to myself, 'what wonderful school, what a wonderful world.''

Freddie Mercury

Cossack dancers

'Your wife has given birth to the blues.'

"That concludes my presentation on popular music and alternative energy."

Come on! They're posting the spring musical. I can't wait! I want a romantic part! With and elegant gown. Good luck with that! We're doing "Cats."

A bird plays the flute to a cat.

'Not even close man - easy listening's around the corner.'

Punk Reindeer

Guitar Man.

A cross section of the brain shows what a man thinks about.

Serenading

Toothless Rocker, "Oi, play the guitar with your own teeth !"