Health-conscious Musicians Gifts

Masked Pianist

"I put the speed on reckless. . ."

The nutritional devils and angels on your shoulder.

'Ta dum deedee dum -- DUM -- Bloop -- Fsst, tra la,,,'

Vaccine passport required

Couple in bed with health charts

"When played backwards, these say things like 'Save for retirement' and 'Eat more fiber.'"

"And for that pain deep down in your soul, I'm going to prescribe the saxophone."

'Just relax Mr Benson. I find having background music while I perform surgery helps me focus!'

Liz Ripple All-Girl band - an equal opportunity employer.

"But is it Organic?"

When Rock Bands Comply with Health and Safety Rules.

Fairy Tales in Pandemic Time

Pianorobics.

'We're starting a new diet today -- do you want your tofu scrambled or fried?'

"Apparently night shifts undermine our health..."

'They contain absolutely no fat, sugar, or sodium -- the downside is, they're just a little bit radioactive.'

'Today is the day that 'Black Bean Couscous' kicks 'Classic Macaroni Salad' butt.'

Healthy eating centre - keep off the grease.

Man Puts on Rubber Gloves to Play Piano

"My vegan desserts are all-natural, although I often suspect that they're artificially savored."

"Lemme tell you how I feel about high blood pressure, Mr. McGuinn."

"This exercise is good for arpeggios, scales, and biceps."

'I can tell when it's getting close to New Year's.. my liver starts to quiver.'

'Great, more trans-fats and cholesterol!'

'Reflexes Normal.'

"The hip bone's connected to the...' Once you start humming, it all comes back to you."

"I'm concerned about the kids diet."

'...and it has much less cholesterol than beef.'

'Well, that's 3 of my 7-a-day.'

Number 6 did it.

''Earn our bread by the sweat of our brow'? -- is that sanitary?'

The Cancer Risk of Processed Meat

We use high frequency sound to get rid of kidney stones.

'Here, hold my dentures.'