Health-conscious Musicians Mugs

Masked Pianist

"I put the speed on reckless. . ."

The nutritional devils and angels on your shoulder.

'Ta dum deedee dum -- DUM -- Bloop -- Fsst, tra la,,,'

Vaccine passport required

"When played backwards, these say things like 'Save for retirement' and 'Eat more fiber.'"

Couple in bed with health charts

"And for that pain deep down in your soul, I'm going to prescribe the saxophone."

'Just relax Mr Benson. I find having background music while I perform surgery helps me focus!'

Liz Ripple All-Girl band - an equal opportunity employer.

"But is it Organic?"

When Rock Bands Comply with Health and Safety Rules.

Fairy Tales in Pandemic Time

"Apparently night shifts undermine our health..."

Pianorobics.

'We're starting a new diet today -- do you want your tofu scrambled or fried?'

'Reflexes Normal.'

"My vegan desserts are all-natural, although I often suspect that they're artificially savored."

"Lemme tell you how I feel about high blood pressure, Mr. McGuinn."

'Great, more trans-fats and cholesterol!'

"This exercise is good for arpeggios, scales, and biceps."

Man Puts on Rubber Gloves to Play Piano

'I can tell when it's getting close to New Year's.. my liver starts to quiver.'

Healthy eating centre - keep off the grease.

'Today is the day that 'Black Bean Couscous' kicks 'Classic Macaroni Salad' butt.'

'They contain absolutely no fat, sugar, or sodium -- the downside is, they're just a little bit radioactive.'

"The hip bone's connected to the...' Once you start humming, it all comes back to you."

''Earn our bread by the sweat of our brow'? -- is that sanitary?'

The Cancer Risk of Processed Meat

'...and it has much less cholesterol than beef.'

"I'm concerned about the kids diet."

We use high frequency sound to get rid of kidney stones.

'Here, hold my dentures.'

"Place your bets! Place your bets!"