Safety-conscious Musicians Mugs

When Rock Bands Comply with Health and Safety Rules.

At the rock concert...

"The crash-test rating on this puppy is off the charts!"

Mash-Test Dummies.

'I'm with the band.'

The sound of a crackling fire licking at seasoned logs...

Masked Pianist

Requiem

"Funnily enough, although Rex said I was "too chicken to try", I made the sensible choice..."

"I couldn't actually see the band but here's a photo of them on the person in front of me's phone."

Product Recall (aeroplane)

'Wow, this is the same model we have in school.'

"Health and safety need you to put rubber tips on your arrows and replace the angel tears in your love potion with saline."

Woman buying a 'Steak and Donkey' pie from supermarket.

'Reflexes Normal.'

Man Puts on Rubber Gloves to Play Piano

"Lemme tell you how I feel about high blood pressure, Mr. McGuinn."

Caution: New Year Under Construction - Enter At Own Risk.

'The hook was too dangerous.'

Obsessive violinist.

Cellist having a shower

'Careful, there's on helluva riptide.'

Caution Dulcimer

Cricketers discussing leg before wicket

Lion tamer scared of mouse.

"...And will you run over each other with cars and trucks and smash each other against walls in good times and in bad times?"

"I'm the designated driver."

'This is sensational, Madam...in fact, it comes with a complimentary pepper spray!'

'It seems to be full of data.'

"Don't touch him! He's a conductor."

"Hannah, Where's Your Helmet?

Fire Marshall Chanukah