Safety Conscious Comedian Mugs

'So is that supposed to be a joke or something?'

Noah's life jacket demonstration

Safety Barriers

'This is your lucky day!'

'Sander's a bit high isn't it?'

"I did warn you about doing that, Gorak. . ."

'Guns Galore Inc' 'Prolong your Life'

Drunks brought into A&E: Alcohol and Emergent Sick.

"And WHATEVER you do DON'T FALL DOWN THE STEPS or put your finger in the ELECTRICITY socket."

'Believe it or not you're our greatest liability Jones!'

Athlete

"I said, you have to be active in your own rescue!"

'No, no, I've gone through all the steps in the procedure and I don't see anything about totally immersing yourself in oil before starting the job!!

'Get back...there's a thermometer in that filing cabinet that could leap out, smash on the floor and give someone a mild headache.'

When Pyromaniacs Buy A Home: 'This is a great starter home.'

"Okay scouts, that ends today's online soldering session!"

'He's so unlucky that he gets into accidents that started happening to someone else.'

Spawn of Satan on board.

Caution Falling Rocks

Dual Airbags

"I did a risk assessment of the dangers of not doing a risk assessment, and decided it wasn't worth it."

Gingerbread man in Emergency room.

'Excuse me,Sir, but me and the rest of the work force think this dress code probably violates OSHA rules.'

'They might satisfy Health and Safety, but I still think the Hi-Vis jackets send a mixed message.'

'Crash test dummy parking only' sign.

Falling Rock Zone

Medieval message

"Your prognosis? That depends on your health insurance."

Computer cables as fire ladder.

'Why do you have safety decals on your mirror, Ma?'

'I told you to wear your hard hat.'

"It almost makes you want to actually look behind you to see what he's so panicked about."

'I took a short cut.'

"He said he was working on something big. Now e;ll never know what it was."

"This seems like a bad idea."