Safety-conscious Stylist Mugs

'Wait a second...I think I left my straightener on.'

Little Princess.

'I'm afraid that serves you right for not wearing your safety goggles!'

Curling your hair for no reason

"The crash-test rating on this puppy is off the charts!"

"This realm isn't big enough for both of our killer outfits."

"It's so nice to gather and enjoy a simple home-cooked meal together."

The sound of a crackling fire licking at seasoned logs...

'Is that a wig?'

"I used to be a racer: Giving people joy-rides is really really boring..."

"I want my back-to-school clothes to be stylish yet practical...comfortable yet rugged...something that says Gracie Bermudez!"

"Funnily enough, although Rex said I was "too chicken to try", I made the sensible choice..."

Product Recall (aeroplane)

Woman buying a 'Steak and Donkey' pie from supermarket.

'Do red sweaters have that carcinogenic red dye #2 in them?'

"Be honest: Does this shirt make me look like a blockhead?"

The Urban Utility Belt

"Perfect."

Caution: New Year Under Construction - Enter At Own Risk.

Binman says to woman with bag of clother: 'No, I'm afraid there isn't a specific bin for 'stuff that's, like, SO last week.''

"HD webinar at 10 o'clock. Makeup at 9:30."

'Careful, there's on helluva riptide.'

"...And will you run over each other with cars and trucks and smash each other against walls in good times and in bad times?"

'I'm against Global Warming...it makes my hair go like all limp and fizzy and stuff.'

I couldn't find a hat I liked.

Older man swinging out of bathtub on safety grab bars.

'You can't say Global warming anymore...it's called climate change, darling.'

'This is sensational, Madam...in fact, it comes with a complimentary pepper spray!'