Safety-conscious Stylist Pillows

'Wait a second...I think I left my straightener on.'

Little Princess.

'I'm afraid that serves you right for not wearing your safety goggles!'

Curling your hair for no reason

"This realm isn't big enough for both of our killer outfits."

"The crash-test rating on this puppy is off the charts!"

They're watching a documentary about safety razors. Sounds like a Schick flick!

"It's so nice to gather and enjoy a simple home-cooked meal together."

Don't be afraid, dear. It's safer than driving.

Here's eco club's green-prom tip sheet. Let's see. Wear vintage clothing. Buy locally grown corsage flowers. Use biodegradable cups and plates. Eco club. This is so obvious. How about the tough stuff? Ok. Who knows where to recycle gel pads from push-up bras? The place that takes the fake hair extensions?

'Is that a wig?'

The sound of a crackling fire licking at seasoned logs...

What?

"I used to be a racer: Giving people joy-rides is really really boring..."

"I want my back-to-school clothes to be stylish yet practical...comfortable yet rugged...something that says Gracie Bermudez!"

"Funnily enough, although Rex said I was "too chicken to try", I made the sensible choice..."

Product Recall (aeroplane)

Ikea for hippies

Woman buying a 'Steak and Donkey' pie from supermarket.

Our dance has to be sustainable. I'll send electronic invites. Eco Club. We can hang white LED Christmas lights. The food will be seasonal! Ice cream? W. Fester School.

'I thought it was a personalized license plate saying text us.'

"Perfect."

'Do red sweaters have that carcinogenic red dye #2 in them?'

"Be honest: Does this shirt make me look like a blockhead?"

The Urban Utility Belt

Caution: New Year Under Construction - Enter At Own Risk.

Binman says to woman with bag of clother: 'No, I'm afraid there isn't a specific bin for 'stuff that's, like, SO last week.''

'Careful, there's on helluva riptide.'

"HD webinar at 10 o'clock. Makeup at 9:30."

'This is sensational, Madam...in fact, it comes with a complimentary pepper spray!'

'You can't say Global warming anymore...it's called climate change, darling.'

"...And will you run over each other with cars and trucks and smash each other against walls in good times and in bad times?"

I couldn't find a hat I liked.

Covid-19 Hairdos

'I'm against Global Warming...it makes my hair go like all limp and fizzy and stuff.'