Self-aware Stylist Mugs

"Be honest: Does this shirt make me look like a blockhead?"

Bad hair day!

People in the mirror may be more attractive than they appear.

Beauty is in the eye of the manipulator.

"This is daring, but I like it."

"Oh to be young and in love and wear things cut on the bias."

"Don't shave it. It gives your face character."

Pashminas are sooo noughties!

"I can never get my sunglasses on my head the way my hairdresser does"

Little Princess.

Pampered and poodled.

Shoe addict.

'These fit just right. Do you have anything too tight?'

"I don't like your application."

'You're hopeful - worrying about what underwear to wear for the office party!'

At the suit makers

The Young Ladies' Young Gentleman

My Bangs: A Play in 5 Acts

'Trust me, it's very proper to mix stripes.'

"A naked dress is perfect when you have nothing to wear."

Vivienne Westwood

Dolores is so avant garde.

Tesseract of the D'Urbervilles.

'I'll take it!'

"Amazing! It's the season of me!"

"Is this who I am?"

"Who's a pretty girl now?"

'There! Now you won't get tangles!'

'I think there's been some mistake...'

"I'm not trying to be beautiful, I'm only trying to look better than everyone else there."

"It's a nice halo and all, but I'm not sure it matches my outfit."

'I know I don't look like a matinee idol of yesteryear anymore, but neither do they!'

"Maybe I'm not the best choice to ask if your silly wife cartoons are funny!"

Half-Price Haircut and Half-Cut Price Hair.

All it takes is a little willpower and a good metabolism...