"Does this shirt make me look gay?"
Self-aware Dresser Mugs
Discover mugs designed for the self-aware dresser—featuring witty phrases and stylish graphics that bring personality to their morning routine. A perfect blend of humor and fashion on every sip.
"And now. . . which shoes?"
Instructions for Bow Tie Wearers
Arms reach through a mirror to straighten a man's bow tie.
'I'll take it!'
"Is this who I am?"
Savory Types
"You're taking them on a bumpy road, sir. Here are your leader clothes."
Choosing What To Wear.
"FYI – your camel hair blazer started it."
"No this is timeless classic menswear appreciation. Hipster beatnik is Tuesday nights."
"I want it to look good, but not ill-gotten-gains good."
"Stop saying, 'Capital,' Gaines."
"First of all, this is a very casual workplace."
Frock Coat
Unsuitable clothing.
'The last suit was a bit stiff.'
'And, may I add, this hat does not scream, 'Bald Guy'.'
Power Bowties: 'It projects a subtle, confident power, rather than the abrasive, overbearing power of the standard tie.'
"Yes, he is aware that it's casual Friday. He usually wears a top hat and tails."
Top Hat
Know Your Knots!
Tree
Suits you Sir!
"Wear a white shirt ...... It's the grand jury."
'Haven't you got a smaller check?'
Suit pressed. Tie tight. Hair on straight
A Clothes Lion
Is this dress too revealing?
A most alarming swelling!
'I think my body's trying to tell me I'm overweight. This morning I found 'Space For Rent' signs on my hips.'
"Please tell me you're not going dapper in your old age."
"I prefer to get a few classic items and build a wardrobe around them."
Gentlemen
"The single-breasted suit is a classic, but I'd lose the top hat."
Self-aware Dresser Mugs Collection
Self-aware Dresser Pillows
Add personality to their decor with pillows that reflect their self-awareness and love for fashion—comfortable, stylish, and full of fun.
Self-aware Dresser Prints
Decorate with prints that showcase their fashion sense and witty side—perfect for any space that needs a splash of personality.
Self-aware Dresser T-Shirts
Find the perfect t-shirt that celebrates their self-aware style—fun, fashionable, and full of personality to wear proudly.