Image-conscious Dresser Mugs

Man deciding which hat to wear

"And now. . . which shoes?"

Instructions for Bow Tie Wearers

I like this one. Do you have it in blue?

Arms reach through a mirror to straighten a man's bow tie.

"This realm isn't big enough for both of our killer outfits."

'I'll take it!'

"Good news, honey - seventy is the new fifty."

Savory Types

"You're taking them on a bumpy road, sir. Here are your leader clothes."

Honey Costume

The Costumer Is Always Right

Utility Chic.

Choosing What To Wear.

"I want it to look good, but not ill-gotten-gains good."

Ugly Holiday Sweaters

T-Shirt: Living very contentedly in the big gray area between 'Retro' and 'Cutting Edge.'

'Same problem every morning. What to wear..?'

"No this is timeless classic menswear appreciation. Hipster beatnik is Tuesday nights."

'The last suit was a bit stiff.'

"Stop saying, 'Capital,' Gaines."

Satan

"First of all, this is a very casual workplace."

'And, may I add, this hat does not scream, 'Bald Guy'.'

'My socks don't match, but neither me nor my socks care.'

"What do you think? Too Edward Gorey?"

Closet.

(NO) Shirts With Writing On Them

Power Bowties: 'It projects a subtle, confident power, rather than the abrasive, overbearing power of the standard tie.'

Beard, socks and sandals.

Tree

Suits you Sir!

"Yes, he is aware that it's casual Friday. He usually wears a top hat and tails."

Top Hat

Know Your Knots!