Self-aware Dresser Pillows

"Does this shirt make me look gay?"

"And now. . . which shoes?"

Instructions for Bow Tie Wearers

Arms reach through a mirror to straighten a man's bow tie.

'I'll take it!'

"Is this who I am?"

Savory Types

"You're taking them on a bumpy road, sir. Here are your leader clothes."

Choosing What To Wear.

"FYI – your camel hair blazer started it."

"No this is timeless classic menswear appreciation. Hipster beatnik is Tuesday nights."

"I want it to look good, but not ill-gotten-gains good."

"Stop saying, 'Capital,' Gaines."

"First of all, this is a very casual workplace."

Frock Coat

Unsuitable clothing.

'The last suit was a bit stiff.'

'And, may I add, this hat does not scream, 'Bald Guy'.'

Power Bowties: 'It projects a subtle, confident power, rather than the abrasive, overbearing power of the standard tie.'

"Yes, he is aware that it's casual Friday. He usually wears a top hat and tails."

Top Hat

Know Your Knots!

Tree

Suits you Sir!

"Wear a white shirt ...... It's the grand jury."

'Haven't you got a smaller check?'

Suit pressed. Tie tight. Hair on straight

A Clothes Lion

Is this dress too revealing?

A most alarming swelling!

'I think my body's trying to tell me I'm overweight. This morning I found 'Space For Rent' signs on my hips.'

"Please tell me you're not going dapper in your old age."

"I prefer to get a few classic items and build a wardrobe around them."

Gentlemen

"The single-breasted suit is a classic, but I'd lose the top hat."