Self-aware Dresser Pillows

"Does this shirt make me look gay?"

"And now. . . which shoes?"

Instructions for Bow Tie Wearers

Arms reach through a mirror to straighten a man's bow tie.

"Is this who I am?"

'I'll take it!'

Savory Types

"You're taking them on a bumpy road, sir. Here are your leader clothes."

Choosing What To Wear.

"I want it to look good, but not ill-gotten-gains good."

"FYI – your camel hair blazer started it."

"No this is timeless classic menswear appreciation. Hipster beatnik is Tuesday nights."

Frock Coat

'And, may I add, this hat does not scream, 'Bald Guy'.'

'The last suit was a bit stiff.'

"First of all, this is a very casual workplace."

"Stop saying, 'Capital,' Gaines."

Unsuitable clothing.

Power Bowties: 'It projects a subtle, confident power, rather than the abrasive, overbearing power of the standard tie.'

Know Your Knots!

Top Hat

Tree

"Yes, he is aware that it's casual Friday. He usually wears a top hat and tails."

Suits you Sir!

Is this dress too revealing?

"Please tell me you're not going dapper in your old age."

Suit pressed. Tie tight. Hair on straight

"Wear a white shirt ...... It's the grand jury."

'Haven't you got a smaller check?'

'I think my body's trying to tell me I'm overweight. This morning I found 'Space For Rent' signs on my hips.'

A Clothes Lion

A most alarming swelling!

"I prefer to get a few classic items and build a wardrobe around them."

"The single-breasted suit is a classic, but I'd lose the top hat."

Gentlemen