Smart Dresser Pillows

"Wear a white shirt ...... It's the grand jury."

Killer Executive Suits.

Dressed for Success!

"Beanirrito"

"And now. . . which shoes?"

"I like you in that one—it gives you an aura of mindfulness."

"And, while there's no reason yet to panic, I think it only prudent that we make preparations to panic."

"Good news, honey - seventy is the new fifty."

"With this suit, I hereby establish dominion over my male identity."

Utility Chic.

Honey Costume

A man trying to decide which tie he should put on.

'He wears a necktie like he means it.'

Ugly Holiday Sweaters

'Same problem every morning. What to wear..?'

'Don't just stand there doing nothing! Sell yourself a suit!'

"I want it to look good, but not ill-gotten-gains good."

Female Boss 6

"Very nice. I don't want nice. I want intimidating."

Unsuitable clothing.

(NO) Shirts With Writing On Them

"Welcome aboard, Ms Pebble. We felt you fit our boardroom image rather well."

Power Bowties: 'It projects a subtle, confident power, rather than the abrasive, overbearing power of the standard tie.'

"Madeleine Albright kicked butt in that suit."

Man buying the same clothes as he already owns

"Does this shirt make me look gay?"

Tree

"You didn't read the memo about the board members coming for a visit?"

Tailored mummy outfit.

"You're home now, Adele. Why don't you take off your shoulders?"

'You have to look sharp. You'll be evaluated by the lawyers in this case!'

'I warned you! You mix a power suit coat and pants and you short circuit the vest!'

The Unacceptable Face of Tailoring