Adaptive Dresser Pillows

Unsuitable clothing.

Killer Executive Suits.

"He's taken buzzed to a whole new level."

Bear Costume

Dressed for Success!

"And now. . . which shoes?"

"He thought he'd stand out more in a body suit."

"Beanirrito"

Instructions for Bow Tie Wearers

I like this one. Do you have it in blue?

Arms reach through a mirror to straighten a man's bow tie.

'I'll take it!'

"And, while there's no reason yet to panic, I think it only prudent that we make preparations to panic."

Savory Types

Put on your Easter bonnet!

Honey Costume

The Costumer Is Always Right

"With this suit, I hereby establish dominion over my male identity."

A man trying to decide which tie he should put on.

Choosing What To Wear.

'He wears a necktie like he means it.'

"I want it to look good, but not ill-gotten-gains good."

'Same problem every morning. What to wear..?'

Ugly Holiday Sweaters

"No this is timeless classic menswear appreciation. Hipster beatnik is Tuesday nights."

Female Boss 6

(NO) Shirts With Writing On Them

"Very nice. I don't want nice. I want intimidating."

"Stop saying, 'Capital,' Gaines."

"First of all, this is a very casual workplace."

"What do you think? Too Edward Gorey?"

'And, may I add, this hat does not scream, 'Bald Guy'.'

'The last suit was a bit stiff.'

Closet.