Music And Medicine Mugs

'Just relax Mr Benson. I find having background music while I perform surgery helps me focus!'

Shepherd and eurydice

"This is a lovely old song that tells of a young woman who leaves her cottage, and goes off to work. She arrives at her destination, and places some solid NHHS in a flask containing 0.50 atm ofammonia, and attempts to determine the pressures of ammonia and hydrogen sulide when equilibrium is reached."

"She's fine. She just needs some tofu."

Lady taking her little dog to the chemist with a cough

They hated me.

Louis Armstrong

2021

A Symphony of Penguins

"Do you want to pretend to be a doctor and I'll pretend to be a hotshot civil litigation attorney who sues you till your ears bleed?"

'Medical school's been more challenging since the cadavers turned into zombies.'

"M'lady, we’ve reached peak Brooklyn."

'Houston, I'm prepared to land...'

"I don't think you're getting enough stress."

Pete Townshend Vineyards

"Okay, now breathe another sigh of relief."

"His first out-of-body experience."

'Someone got me because I matched her purse, I've been to a rock concert, a night club and two weddings, Life as a designer dog is great but I'd trade caviar for kibble to get a good night's sleep,'

"Here's another one written in E minor and in case you haven't guessed by now, it's the only chord I know."

"Now, how can I be of assistance?"

"Don't be embarrassed. Most heroic archetypes your age have lost the ability to swashbuckle."

'Honey, I wish you wouldn't bring your work home with you!'

vaccine wars.

Mozart's First Movement - Baby Mozart is sitting on the potty.

"Don't get strung out by the way I look, don't judge a book by its cover."

'It's good - but it's not digital quality.'

Can You Spot the Differences?

Mardi Gras

I could have danced all night!

When Ted and Nancy would dance, it was as if they were the only couple on the floor....

"If you don't want stitches, that's fine. Suture self."

'OK, the old one's in my right hand, the donor's in my left. Rght?'

CSI: Mother Goose Unit...'Hmmm...I'm beginning to suspect that perhaps mister Dumpty's demise wasn't simply a tragic accident.'

'I checked the database, Mrs. Nimitz. There's no such symptom.'

'Is there another doctor in the house? He wants a second opinion.'