Health-conscious Duo Gifts

Couple in bed with health charts

'No, honestly, it's just diet and exercise.'

Mixed Doubles.

The new piece of the armor of God, "the facemask of fearlessness."

"What do you mean 'sitting is the new smoking'? I thought fat was the new smoking?"

'Look, you're just going to have to cut back. Times have changed. . . Today's kids are full of hydrogenated oils, trans fats, corn syrup, and all kinds of preservatives.'

Salt and Pepper

"Don't blame me, you're the one who suggested an island-hopping holiday!"

'Being in love with you makes me feel young again, Doris. Will you wait while I go play on the swings?'

'Needs more kale.'

'Feel free to get a second opinion. I can give you the number to my mom.'

PJ Parties

Dating in 2020

'You've become run down from working too much. Try sneezing on your boss.'

The nutritional devils and angels on your shoulder.

Lemonade 5c Sugar Free: 'It sure is!'

"...and the King Cholesterol Meal comes with a side order of CPR."

Hiker Followed By Paramedic

'And also, no cigarettes, no cigars, no alcohol,no sweets,no dairy products, no bacon, no ham...'

'Can you make me taste like broccoli?'

"Ambitions... to eat, drink and be merry."

'The roller coaster was great! -- How was the bungee jump?'

The smoking Gun

'No, Neville. I don't think anyone will ever open a burger bar around here. Now, finish your carrion!'

"I quit worrying. I've gone 100% non-non and completely free-free."

'All I said was,two could live as cheaply as one until you gave up dieting.'

'Hang on a minute, the small print says: 'Endorsed by the French Government'...'

'I wonder if we're getting enough fibre?'

"But is it Organic?"

Mom & Dad Recipe Corner

Fairy Tales in Pandemic Time

'To make matter worse, our combined weight is higher than our credit score.'

Male and female loves.

"Wouldn't it be easier just to go to another restaurant."