Fitness Couple Gifts

"She's forgiven me."

"You think you can? Think again, mister. You know you can. Got that?"

"Together ideas for couples" "Slap a sandwich together" "Put two and two together" "Pull themselves together" "Rub two sticks together" "Try to hold it together" "String a phrase together"

'Maybe we should have gone for a pommel horse.'

'No, honestly, it's just diet and exercise.'

Powerful Love.

Runner collapsing over the finishing line.

'Of course I stretched first. That's how I hurt myself.'

"It's true: no more burpees."

'It's perfectly normal for middle-aged men to put on a little weight.'

'We're looking for athletic people.'

Yoga with Baby

Keep Fit.

The new diet not working out too good, huh, Frank?

Now that we've developed lungs, it's only a matter of time before we feel guilty about not exercising.

Woman forcing family to hike through hills.

Strive to win!

"When will you be starting building work on the lower body?"

"Here's to wellness—women's wellness!"

Gym. Weight Room. This must be sculpting my body --- All my muscles feel like putty.

Tortoise and hare on treadmills.

He prefers to play fetch with a medicine ball.

Humpty Dumpty in Occupational Therapy

" ... and if we finish pillaging early enough, we can still catch the evening Zumba class on the after deck."

'He's my personal potty trainer.'

There's a popular new health spa down there. The endorphins are having a blast in aerobics. Antibodies are learning kickboxing and the adrenaline is getting some much needed relaxation in the yoga studio. The only problem is the water molecules. Everybody is concerned about them! What's wrong? They haven't been seen since they went into the sauna!

Body Building

'No, that doesn't make any difference either, Miss Jones.'

"Do you have a motorized one?"

"I don’t know what it is, but every time the Bruins win, I love you more and more!"

Gym. Try our Boot Camp Classes. I was dishonorably discharged!

"Fit watch say me need more steps."

"High-energy music, motivational coaching, an epic space - depressing stuff but add in some fixed bikes and you're on a winner."

The trick to losing weight is to eat a small portion and wait 10 minutes. By then your resolve has caught up with your appetite!

Weight Gain Denial