Sporty Couple Gifts

"I'm sorry dear - I've lost the little ball down the little hole again."

"I'm not playing games anymore...especially if you keep beating me."

"Harold! You promised!"

"Homosapius amorius... the common lovebirds."

'You may now kick the bride.'

'Remember last Saturday. . . you were bold that day. No dear, caught.'

'The grudge match.'

"Isn't this fun?"

"Have I ever told you how sexy you look when you sit through overtime?"

"Am I through to the next round?"

Husband takes photos while wife tries to keep canoe from going over falls.

'We've been playing house for 5 minutes, and she's already nagging me to get a job.'

"When I'm with you, Ted, I feel dirty."

"Just pick one!! We're already late!!"

"I don’t know what it is, but every time the Bruins win, I love you more and more!"

"I just knew there had to be a better use for tomatoes than making boring old sandwiches."

Kissing on the golf course

'The game went into extra innings.'

Proposal on a snowboard

"I told you I wouldn't be any good at this game. Look, I've gone and hit the ball down one of those little holes again."

"It's just that they usually ask for their ASHES to be scattered!"

Cricket Lovers

'I think I am in love dad - she even understands the offside rule.'

Summer Sketches - Interesting and refreshing reading

'I knew I shouldn't have brought you along. I haven't had a hit all day.'

"Warm and rich, fresh and bright, with depth and intensity. Not the wine, you."

"Give me a sporting chance, love ... pass me my wicket-keeping gloves."

Young ladies playing 'Hare and hounds'.

"She's forgiven me."

"Oooh! I never knew your butt could move like that, honey!"

"Lucky devil, he's listening to the live Test Match commentary from Australia."

'Doc says I'm in ship-shape.'

"So how was the Edgar Willoughby Classic?"

"He needs more exercise. I recommend a team sport like hockey. He'd make a good goalie."

'Woo-hoo!This is the happiest day of my life!!'