Sports-loving Newlyweds Gifts

'The game went into extra innings.'

Two fishermen land on stumps. Man says to other, 'Is that enough structure for ya?!'

T-Rex Game of Choice - Ping Pong

'Wait! Let's see if he gets up on his own.'

"Have I ever told you how sexy you look when you sit through overtime?"

"I see marriage as a verb, he sees it as a triathlon."

"Am I through to the next round?"

"Of course I love you more than I ove football -- You were my first-round draft pick!"

"I just knew there had to be a better use for tomatoes than making boring old sandwiches."

"I don’t know what it is, but every time the Bruins win, I love you more and more!"

"Hey! I know that handwriting, St Valentines day last year!!!"

Kissing on the golf course

Cricket Lovers

'I represent the Lilliput High School basketball team.'

"It's just that they usually ask for their ASHES to be scattered!"

'Geez, Dad! You never scream your lungs out at the refs! Don't you love me?!'

Cow has caught a frisby in his udders

Slam Dunking the Outtray

"I told you I wouldn't be any good at this game. Look, I've gone and hit the ball down one of those little holes again."

"I don't know where his dip in form came from."

'At first I decided that Bob should sit out the rest of the game. He twisted his mind... but now I'm thinking - hey, maybe this is an opportunity.'

Just Married

"Give me a sporting chance, love ... pass me my wicket-keeping gloves."

'When I said in my on-line profile that I was athletic, I meant that I like watching sports!'

"Mr. October"

'Bartender! Will you please explain why my gaze has fallen upon a piece of wall not plastered with a blaring high-def TV???'

'The start of the Premiership and the return of Match of the Day - there goes his Aitkins diet....'

'Let's just all agree not to text while bobsledding anymore.'

Jack Russell fails to make the cut for a basketball team.

'Start warming up the lefty.'

No hit field mouse. 'I got it!'

'Elements' sports team