Sports-loving Newlyweds Gifts

'The game went into extra innings.'

Two fishermen land on stumps. Man says to other, 'Is that enough structure for ya?!'

'Wait! Let's see if he gets up on his own.'

T-Rex Game of Choice - Ping Pong

"Have I ever told you how sexy you look when you sit through overtime?"

"I see marriage as a verb, he sees it as a triathlon."

"Am I through to the next round?"

"Of course I love you more than I ove football -- You were my first-round draft pick!"

"I just knew there had to be a better use for tomatoes than making boring old sandwiches."

Valentino Rossi (the Doctor)

"I don’t know what it is, but every time the Bruins win, I love you more and more!"

"Hey! I know that handwriting, St Valentines day last year!!!"

Kurt's good. Look at his family. His dad and mom really know how the game is played! They're his personal coach and videographer. As I said

Kissing on the golf course

"It's just that they usually ask for their ASHES to be scattered!"

"I told you I wouldn't be any good at this game. Look, I've gone and hit the ball down one of those little holes again."

'Geez, Dad! You never scream your lungs out at the refs! Don't you love me?!'

Slam Dunking the Outtray

'I represent the Lilliput High School basketball team.'

Cricket Lovers

Cow has caught a frisby in his udders

'Entente Cordiale: When Eric [Cantona]kisses the badge on his shirt it turns round and kisses him right back!'

Just Married

"Give me a sporting chance, love ... pass me my wicket-keeping gloves."

'At first I decided that Bob should sit out the rest of the game. He twisted his mind... but now I'm thinking - hey, maybe this is an opportunity.'

"I don't know where his dip in form came from."

'When I said in my on-line profile that I was athletic, I meant that I like watching sports!'

'Bartender! Will you please explain why my gaze has fallen upon a piece of wall not plastered with a blaring high-def TV???'

'The start of the Premiership and the return of Match of the Day - there goes his Aitkins diet....'

"Mr. October"

No hit field mouse. 'I got it!'

'Let's just all agree not to text while bobsledding anymore.'

Luis Suarez

Jack Russell fails to make the cut for a basketball team.

Abraham sacrifices Isaac