Sporting Couple Gifts

"I told you I wouldn't be any good at this game. Look, I've gone and hit the ball down one of those little holes again."

'You may now kick the bride.'

"Homosapius amorius... the common lovebirds."

"Isn't this fun?"

"Am I through to the next round?"

"Arthur, I need my space."

"Have I ever told you how sexy you look when you sit through overtime?"

Husband takes photos while wife tries to keep canoe from going over falls.

"Of course I love you more than I ove football -- You were my first-round draft pick!"

"I just knew there had to be a better use for tomatoes than making boring old sandwiches."

"I don’t know what it is, but every time the Bruins win, I love you more and more!"

"When did you first notice your wife was missing?"

Kissing on the golf course

Proposal on a snowboard

"It's just that they usually ask for their ASHES to be scattered!"

'The game went into extra innings.'

Cricket Lovers

Summer Sketches - Interesting and refreshing reading

'Dad could use one of these when he's playing golf.'

"Give me a sporting chance, love ... pass me my wicket-keeping gloves."

Young ladies playing 'Hare and hounds'.

"Isn't it our marriage counselor sitting there?"

"She's forgiven me."

'It's one of my many talents. I can not talk and not listen at the same time.'

"Lucky devil, he's listening to the live Test Match commentary from Australia."

'I thought he'd change his spots, but he hasn't!'

"So how was the Edgar Willoughby Classic?"

"Harold! You promised!"

"He needs more exercise. I recommend a team sport like hockey. He'd make a good goalie."

'Woo-hoo!This is the happiest day of my life!!'

"I'm not playing games anymore...especially if you keep beating me."

Boxing Ring

"Just because you came fishing with me didn't mean you had to catch a fish."