Sporty Romantic Gifts

"Parry Me!"

Proposal on a snowboard

'Of course I'm on the pull - I'm a cricketer.'

"The TV remote? So, I decide what we watch tonight?"

"I said I'd give you the world, didn't I?"

Saving a Heart

'Sometimes it's difficult to get their feelings to the surface.'

Rude Snowpeople

'Remember last Saturday. . . you were bold that day. No dear, caught.'

"Boss, I guarantee you that my intentions with your daughter are serious."

Sorry, I can't talk right now, I'm giving my baby a bottle.

'Shuck me.'

"Have I ever told you how sexy you look when you sit through overtime?"

"Of course I love you more than I ove football -- You were my first-round draft pick!"

"Hey! I know that handwriting, St Valentines day last year!!!"

Cupid

"May we see your kids' menu please?"

"I don’t know what it is, but every time the Bruins win, I love you more and more!"

"Why would I care if you're not a pure breed? That's a human concern! Sure, I'll go out with you tonight..."

Man and Woman suck in their stomachs in order to impress.

Kissing on the golf course

I love tennis

"Good game.". . ."Good game.". . . "Nice game.". . . "Good game.". . . "I'm in love with you.". . . "Good game."

'Top is right! He's a scaffolder working on a tower block'

Cricket Lovers

Exercises

"It's just that they usually ask for their ASHES to be scattered!"

'Quick Betty, come round to the Red Lion and wear your highest heels.'

You know how last year you told me you'd teach me how to pick up ladies? I said "If you spend a year working out." Well, in this past year, I've run 18,000 miles and burned tens of thousands of calories. Accidentally leaving your phone's pedometer on all year doesn't count, little buddy. You didn't say that beforehand. Loophole. Maybe next year.

'He must be serious,mum - he's taking me out again tomorrow and there's football on television.'

'Love what you've done with your hair.'

"He stowed his own bag, closed the bin, buckled his seat belt, then watched the whole safety demo...it was love at first flight!"

'Entente Cordiale: When Eric [Cantona]kisses the badge on his shirt it turns round and kisses him right back!'

"He finally popped the big question: Would I watch the super bowl with him?"

'I think I am in love dad - she even understands the offside rule.'