Sporty Romantic T-Shirts

"Parry Me!"

Proposal on a snowboard

'Of course I'm on the pull - I'm a cricketer.'

"The TV remote? So, I decide what we watch tonight?"

Saving a Heart

'Sometimes it's difficult to get their feelings to the surface.'

'Remember last Saturday. . . you were bold that day. No dear, caught.'

"Boss, I guarantee you that my intentions with your daughter are serious."

Rude Snowpeople

"Have I ever told you how sexy you look when you sit through overtime?"

'Shuck me.'

Sorry, I can't talk right now, I'm giving my baby a bottle.

"Of course I love you more than I ove football -- You were my first-round draft pick!"

"I don’t know what it is, but every time the Bruins win, I love you more and more!"

"Why would I care if you're not a pure breed? That's a human concern! Sure, I'll go out with you tonight..."

"May we see your kids' menu please?"

Cupid

"Hey! I know that handwriting, St Valentines day last year!!!"

Man and Woman suck in their stomachs in order to impress.

Kissing on the golf course

I love tennis

"Good game.". . ."Good game.". . . "Nice game.". . . "Good game.". . . "I'm in love with you.". . . "Good game."

'Top is right! He's a scaffolder working on a tower block'

Exercises

"He stowed his own bag, closed the bin, buckled his seat belt, then watched the whole safety demo...it was love at first flight!"

Cricket Lovers

'Quick Betty, come round to the Red Lion and wear your highest heels.'

'He must be serious,mum - he's taking me out again tomorrow and there's football on television.'

'Love what you've done with your hair.'

"It's just that they usually ask for their ASHES to be scattered!"

'Judging from the chart, I'd say someone has a crush on their nurse...'

'I think I am in love dad - she even understands the offside rule.'

"He finally popped the big question: Would I watch the super bowl with him?"

Pets: 'Chick magnet.'