Sporty Romantics Gifts

Kissing on the golf course

Unrequited Love

Powerful Love.

'Remember last Saturday. . . you were bold that day. No dear, caught.'

"Have I ever told you how sexy you look when you sit through overtime?"

"Of course I love you more than I ove football -- You were my first-round draft pick!"

"Well, hello there yourself!"

"I don’t know what it is, but every time the Bruins win, I love you more and more!"

"Hey! I know that handwriting, St Valentines day last year!!!"

'I don't want anything for myself...But if it's not too much trouble, please send my mother a son-in-law who's a Doctor...'

Cat Love Ads: "Are you; 'Stubborn, lazy, unfaithful and psychopathic...with no sense of humour?""

"Good game.". . ."Good game.". . . "Nice game.". . . "Good game.". . . "I'm in love with you.". . . "Good game."

Cricket Lovers

' Love and pole vault'

Proposal on a snowboard

Exercises

"It's just that they usually ask for their ASHES to be scattered!"

They all have one thing in common...they all have bad breath.

'Entente Cordiale: When Eric [Cantona]kisses the badge on his shirt it turns round and kisses him right back!'

"He finally popped the big question: Would I watch the super bowl with him?"

'I think I am in love dad - she even understands the offside rule.'

Cupid fires an arrow into a football.

"That was good, but less tongue next time."

Tinder for dogs

"She doesn't have the hots for you. She doesn't even have the lukewarms for you."

A woman in her underwear slam dunks hearts into a basketball hoop.

"Lucky devil, he's listening to the live Test Match commentary from Australia."

Tall, dark & handsome.

"So the next time you see the girl you wish to impress, just be yourself. Fulfillment comes when you know who you truly are and where you want to go in life. Thanks for calling Tia Carmen's psychic hotline!"

"Harold! You promised!"

'Sure, you can marry my daughter when you have some money...here's five bucks.'

How could I forget the day we met...

Wishing Well

The summertime sport

'When hell freezes over?... So, that's definitely a date?'