Fitness Aficionados In Love Gifts

Powerful Love.

'Maybe we should have gone for a pommel horse.'

'No, honestly, it's just diet and exercise.'

A small number of people are afraid of heights, but there is an epidemic fear of widths.

Yoga vs. Prosecco

"It's true: no more burpees."

"Lets find another beach, this one has too much competition."

"I have to rest. The 'check engine' light on my activity tracker just came on."

'I'm looking forward to parents' night. I'm going to ask these people their diet secrets.'

'Me? I took my cardio to the next level.'

Now that we've developed lungs, it's only a matter of time before we feel guilty about not exercising.

Zumbie: Zumba for zombies.

"I have to get down to 125 pounds before I go back to my real gym."

"Can I still do my pilates?"

"What now?" Runners disturbing loggers

Mouse on an Exercise Bike

Fitness Camp. I'm trying to strengthen our boarders!

"When will you be starting building work on the lower body?"

Tortoise and hare on treadmills.

"That's awesome that you taught him to heel, but I just want him to walk normally."

Gym. Check in Here. The only time I feel the burn is when I pay the memberbship fee.

"When I was your age, I had to ride fifteen miles on a little stationary bike while disco lights flashed and E.D.M. played in the background."

Advanced aerobicizers wait till after class to aid the fallen.

" ... and if we finish pillaging early enough, we can still catch the evening Zumba class on the after deck."

Body Building

'He's my personal potty trainer.'

There's a popular new health spa down there. The endorphins are having a blast in aerobics. Antibodies are learning kickboxing and the adrenaline is getting some much needed relaxation in the yoga studio. The only problem is the water molecules. Everybody is concerned about them! What's wrong? They haven't been seen since they went into the sauna!

Dinosaurs ponder fad dieting prior to extinction.

'And one, and two, and three, and don't get discouraged Manatee, and four, and five...'

The locker room door suddenly swings open, and Randy is busted by a steroid-sniffing dog.

Brawnstorming session.

If your dog is fat, you're not getting enough exercise.

'Much like my hairline and waistline, our numbers are trending in the wrong direction.'

"Croissants? Donuts? Chocolate? Good price, madame! Good price!"

'Keep fit.'