Romantic Fitness Enthusiast Gifts

Exercises

Powerful Love.

Sleepwalker on treadmill

"The universe is expanding! Of course I'm expanding too!"

It's okay -- I'm training for the 2020 Olympics.

Old Karate Master

Only Clowns

"Have I ever told you how sexy you look when you sit through overtime?"

"Hey! I know that handwriting, St Valentines day last year!!!"

Dog Weightlifting

'I realize this is an advances aerobics class, but I still don't think we're ready to work out to 'Flight of the Bumble Bee'!'

"I said half-moon pose, not full moon!"

"We constantly argue, go days without talking, and the sex is virtually non-existent."

'I can't understand why I don't lose weight.. I walk five miles a day.'

A woman in her underwear slam dunks hearts into a basketball hoop.

'Like it'll do any good.'

Excercising demons

Now on exhibit at the Museum of Discarded Exercise Equipment

'Now they're saying exercise doesn't cure depression.'

The online exercise class was going rather well.

"This exercise is good for arpeggios, scales, and biceps."

"Crunch gym"

The summertime sport

Life before fitness trackers.

'Athletic Trainer in the locker room...'

'Thirty,love...My lovey!'

"You know how last year you told me you'd teach me how to pick up ladies?"

"Sorry, no rest for the angelic either."

We're thinking about taking a dance class. You two should join us. How about square dancing? Not with this physique. You can't stick a round body into a square dance. Maybe salsa dancing? No, whenever I do anything with salsa I get a big mess. Ballet is also on our list. That's absurd. I'll tiptoe around that idea. And there's belly dancing! No, thanks, I get plenty of belly dancing every time I go up or down the stairs.

'... This is a jogging path and I clocked you at a dead run...'

Volunteer Manoeuvres.

"To be honest, it just collects dust."

"The reward is Heaven and a set of well-toned glutes."

Ironically, young Charles Darwin fails gym.

Gym in Hell