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Exercises

Powerful Love.

"The universe is expanding! Of course I'm expanding too!"

Sleepwalker on treadmill

Old Karate Master

"Have I ever told you how sexy you look when you sit through overtime?"

Only Clowns

Dog Weightlifting

"Hey! I know that handwriting, St Valentines day last year!!!"

"We constantly argue, go days without talking, and the sex is virtually non-existent."

"I said half-moon pose, not full moon!"

'I realize this is an advances aerobics class, but I still don't think we're ready to work out to 'Flight of the Bumble Bee'!'

'Like it'll do any good.'

A woman in her underwear slam dunks hearts into a basketball hoop.

'I can't understand why I don't lose weight.. I walk five miles a day.'

Now on exhibit at the Museum of Discarded Exercise Equipment

Excercising demons

The summertime sport

"This exercise is good for arpeggios, scales, and biceps."

The online exercise class was going rather well.

'Now they're saying exercise doesn't cure depression.'

"Crunch gym"

Life before fitness trackers.

'Athletic Trainer in the locker room...'

"Sorry, no rest for the angelic either."

"You know how last year you told me you'd teach me how to pick up ladies?"

'Thirty,love...My lovey!'

'... This is a jogging path and I clocked you at a dead run...'

"The reward is Heaven and a set of well-toned glutes."

"To be honest, it just collects dust."

Volunteer Manoeuvres.

Ironically, young Charles Darwin fails gym.

Gym in Hell

'Have you ever considered taking up sumo wrestling?'