Romantic Athlete Pillows

The summertime sport

'Sometimes it's difficult to get their feelings to the surface.'

'Remember last Saturday. . . you were bold that day. No dear, caught.'

"Have I ever told you how sexy you look when you sit through overtime?"

"Of course I love you more than I ove football -- You were my first-round draft pick!"

"That's $20 for you if you pluck the tail feathers off my rival over there..."

The date was going well. She was better looking, but he was about to gain the nutritional edge.

Man and Woman suck in their stomachs in order to impress.

"I don’t know what it is, but every time the Bruins win, I love you more and more!"

"Hey! I know that handwriting, St Valentines day last year!!!"

Kissing on the golf course

"Good game.". . ."Good game.". . . "Nice game.". . . "Good game.". . . "I'm in love with you.". . . "Good game."

'Top is right! He's a scaffolder working on a tower block'

Proposal on a snowboard

"He stowed his own bag, closed the bin, buckled his seat belt, then watched the whole safety demo...it was love at first flight!"

Cricket Lovers

' Love and pole vault'

Exercises

'Love what you've done with your hair.'

'He must be serious,mum - he's taking me out again tomorrow and there's football on television.'

They all have one thing in common...they all have bad breath.

'Quick Betty, come round to the Red Lion and wear your highest heels.'

"He finally popped the big question: Would I watch the super bowl with him?"

'Judging from the chart, I'd say someone has a crush on their nurse...'

Pets: 'Chick magnet.'

"He's been mentioned as a possible husband."

Cupid fires an arrow into a football.

Lion Toupee

'He looks promising!'... 'So far he hasn't made any.'

"I think she really like me. She held my hand almost as long as she held her phone."

'Listen, I like you and everything, but your dad is way too scary...'

Pool lovers

Speed Dating

A woman in her underwear slam dunks hearts into a basketball hoop.