Romantic Athlete Pillows

The summertime sport

'Sometimes it's difficult to get their feelings to the surface.'

'Remember last Saturday. . . you were bold that day. No dear, caught.'

"Have I ever told you how sexy you look when you sit through overtime?"

The date was going well. She was better looking, but he was about to gain the nutritional edge.

"Of course I love you more than I ove football -- You were my first-round draft pick!"

"That's $20 for you if you pluck the tail feathers off my rival over there..."

Man and Woman suck in their stomachs in order to impress.

"I don’t know what it is, but every time the Bruins win, I love you more and more!"

"Hey! I know that handwriting, St Valentines day last year!!!"

Kissing on the golf course

"Good game.". . ."Good game.". . . "Nice game.". . . "Good game.". . . "I'm in love with you.". . . "Good game."

'Top is right! He's a scaffolder working on a tower block'

' Love and pole vault'

"He stowed his own bag, closed the bin, buckled his seat belt, then watched the whole safety demo...it was love at first flight!"

'He must be serious,mum - he's taking me out again tomorrow and there's football on television.'

Proposal on a snowboard

'Love what you've done with your hair.'

They all have one thing in common...they all have bad breath.

'Quick Betty, come round to the Red Lion and wear your highest heels.'

Cricket Lovers

You know how last year you told me you'd teach me how to pick up ladies? I said "If you spend a year working out." Well, in this past year, I've run 18,000 miles and burned tens of thousands of calories. Accidentally leaving your phone's pedometer on all year doesn't count, little buddy. You didn't say that beforehand. Loophole. Maybe next year.

Exercises

'Entente Cordiale: When Eric [Cantona]kisses the badge on his shirt it turns round and kisses him right back!'

'Judging from the chart, I'd say someone has a crush on their nurse...'

"He finally popped the big question: Would I watch the super bowl with him?"

'He looks promising!'... 'So far he hasn't made any.'

Lion Toupee

"He's been mentioned as a possible husband."

'Listen, I like you and everything, but your dad is way too scary...'

Cupid fires an arrow into a football.

"I think she really like me. She held my hand almost as long as she held her phone."

Pool lovers

Pets: 'Chick magnet.'

Speed Dating