Romance Seeker In Sports Pillows

"Good game.". . ."Good game.". . . "Nice game.". . . "Good game.". . . "I'm in love with you.". . . "Good game."

"Something romantic, perhaps?"

Sitting in a tree

Saving a Heart

"Mating dance? Good luck with that. I couldn't even get my husband to do the chicken dance at our wedding."

"If you lied about where you are from, what else have you lied about?"

Baker Romance

Man browsing books see couple kissing in romance section of book store.

'I think I've scored.'

'Bearing in mind I'm a man of few words - how much?'

Manners And Customs Of Ye Englishe: A Pic-Nic

'Remember last Saturday. . . you were bold that day. No dear, caught.'

Today, proud and accomplished the career woman re-enters the dating world, ready at last to meet the man of her dreams. . .

"Why so grim, handsome?"

"Well, I've come this close to asking out Sylvia Sanchez. But I'm just an average guy! Nothing about me says 'I'm cool! Look at me!'"

"Have I ever told you how sexy you look when you sit through overtime?"

"This could be the marriage all our other marriages were for!"

'Marriage? With all your pre-existing conditions Reggie, my HMO would never approve of you'

'Are you sure you know what you're doing?'

Funnel of Love.

'You've got us backward. I'm Vinnie, and my short and subtle brother is Vignette.'

Cupid and parachutists.

"We met in the biscuit aisle."

"That's $20 for you if you pluck the tail feathers off my rival over there..."

"Wow! Check out the moon."

"Of course I love you more than I ove football -- You were my first-round draft pick!"

How oysters get engaged.

"Hey! I know that handwriting, St Valentines day last year!!!"

'The bloke with violin is on holiday.'

"I don’t know what it is, but every time the Bruins win, I love you more and more!"

"I've finally found my soulmate."

Perfect Match

Kissing on the golf course

It says, you're going to meet a nice Pisces for a romantic dinner.

Cricket Lovers