Musical Health Enthusiast T-Shirts

"Lemme tell you how I feel about high blood pressure, Mr. McGuinn."

'Reflexes Normal.'

Mardi Gras

'I love your playing....especially when you stop!'

Guitarist

He kept up his guitar practise...

'Big audio gear is coming back!'

"Well, that's the only song we know, so we can play it another two or three times, or we can cut our losses. Waddya say, Cleveland?"

Trump! The Musical

The Hey Diddle Diddle Orchestra

Trombone emerges from pram. Mother says: 'I'm a firm believer in starting them young.'

Piano Recital

"I'll have the drum an sea bass, the house salad and the techno nachos!"

Great works I plan to complete during the lockdown.

'I'm sorry I missed your recital. Daddy was on the phone with his broker, checking on bond yields. It's another form of bonding, son.'

'I'm too hot to trot.'

Rap music

Grim Reaper Buying CDs...

'Can you play something the dog doesn't know?'

"The doctor thinks I need a hearing something or other."

'As I walk through the halls, I see teachers teaching and students learning and I say to myself, 'what wonderful school, what a wonderful world.''

Serenading

Punk Reindeer

Cossack dancers

Guitar Man.

A cross section of the brain shows what a man thinks about.

'Your wife has given birth to the blues.'

'Not even close man - easy listening's around the corner.'

A bird plays the flute to a cat.

"That concludes my presentation on popular music and alternative energy."

Toothless Rocker, "Oi, play the guitar with your own teeth !"

Orchestra Class Air Guitar.

Cut out and keep your own DJ.