Musical Fitness Enthusiast T-Shirts

Pianorobics.

"Approaching 10,000 steps."

In the Guru District

"I hope you are enjoying the walk..."

'I stay trim because of high metabolism. Theirs, not mine.'

'My feet are killing me.'

"Do you guys serve beer?"

Mardi Gras

'You've hit the fitness plateau.'

"Portrait of a Lady"

Guitarist

"A squirrel, impressive! I'm still chasing a stick."

"Things are still a little rough for me, and occasionally I lose hope and get depressed—but I'm getting stronger every day."

"I'm off to the gym, where my private self and my public self converge."

Lady drying hair whilst on exercise bike.

"All I do is swim and eat plankton, but do I lose weight?"

'I love your playing....especially when you stop!'

'I love your cardiovascular system!'

He kept up his guitar practise...

'Well, well, well...'

Turn, turn and turn.

Be Healthy

Muscles

"This feels like an accomplishment."

"Well, that's the only song we know, so we can play it another two or three times, or we can cut our losses. Waddya say, Cleveland?"

'Big audio gear is coming back!'

'Not that sort of body building program!'

Trump! The Musical

'Run, run, as fast as you can!'

"It's a new work-out video. It shows a mother chasing after three little children all day."

Yearbook

'I never should have ordered the diet platter.'

'Hang in there, Larry, those endorphins will soon kick in.'

"They met in the express-checkout lane at the A.&P. and have slowed down only occasionally ever since."