Musical Fitness Enthusiast T-Shirts

Pianorobics.

"Approaching 10,000 steps."

In the Guru District

"You think you can? Think again, mister. You know you can. Got that?"

"I hope you are enjoying the walk..."

'I stay trim because of high metabolism. Theirs, not mine.'

Mardi Gras

'You've hit the fitness plateau.'

'My feet are killing me.'

"Do you guys serve beer?"

Lady drying hair whilst on exercise bike.

"All I do is swim and eat plankton, but do I lose weight?"

"I'm off to the gym, where my private self and my public self converge."

"Portrait of a Lady"

"A squirrel, impressive! I'm still chasing a stick."

"Things are still a little rough for me, and occasionally I lose hope and get depressed—but I'm getting stronger every day."

'I love your playing....especially when you stop!'

Guitarist

'I love your cardiovascular system!'

'Well, well, well...'

He kept up his guitar practise...

Be Healthy

"This feels like an accomplishment."

'Every piece of equipment is hooked up to battery cells in the basement, and we actually sell electricity back to the power company!'

Turn, turn and turn.

"Well, that's the only song we know, so we can play it another two or three times, or we can cut our losses. Waddya say, Cleveland?"

Muscles

'Big audio gear is coming back!'

'Not that sort of body building program!'

Trump! The Musical

'Run, run, as fast as you can!'

'I never should have ordered the diet platter.'

"It's a new work-out video. It shows a mother chasing after three little children all day."

'Hang in there, Larry, those endorphins will soon kick in.'

The Hey Diddle Diddle Orchestra