Health-conscious Music Fan Pillows

"When played backwards, these say things like 'Save for retirement' and 'Eat more fiber.'"

"M'lady, we’ve reached peak Brooklyn."

"Hey, pal, let's hear 'Doggie in the Window' again, and this time play it like you mean it!"

EWE 2.

At the rock concert...

Italica

'I think I see what's making your funny noise.'

Punk Reindeer

Tina Turner

"I've got those 'Don't worry about me, I'll just be here, all alone' blues."

Jeff Tweedy caricature.

"Check out this new store."

Robbie Williams

'I cause sneezes.' 'I cause fever' 'I cause that 'I don't know- I just don't feel too good' feeling.'

Volcaniax

Hudibras - 12 - Hudibras encounters the Skimmington.

A man and a woman discussing the skill of the pianist.

'Nobody pays for music anymore.'

Music for car stereos

'Howard can't come to the phone now. He's standing by for a major concert announcement.'

Cool hand... Uke

The Month of August

Library Grand Opening

Gangsta wrap.

Paul McCartney, The Surgeon - "I want to hold your gland yeah, yeah, yeah..."

Elephant blues

A rock guitarist singing

Little Richard

"Roger, give me the shirt … it’s time."

Hear No Evil, SIA No Evil, Speak No Evil.

'It's hard to tell if that's part of the routine or just rheumatism.'

"I miss diving into a mosh pit."

"Well of course it's fast food. I cooked it faster than a speeding bullet."

Robert Burns

"This next song is for all you a cappella lovers. No strings attached."