Fitness Enthusiast With A Musical Twist Pillows

"This exercise is good for arpeggios, scales, and biceps."

"Do you guys serve beer?"

"The universe is expanding! Of course I'm expanding too!"

"I put the speed on reckless. . ."

Old Karate Master

'Actually, I do mind wearing your pedometer!'

Only Clowns

'The second day of my diet is the easiest. By then, I'm off my diet.'

Fast Food Dieter

Banana Yoga

Pelobong

'Doc, I'd like you to meet my personal trainer. This should explain a lot about my medical situation!'

Sportsman and music

Fitness in church.

Exercises

"I said half-moon pose, not full moon!"

"Wanna go scroll on our phones at the gym?"

"My New Year's resolution is to get fit and watch more TV."

'Executive Fitness Plan'

Pianorobics.

'Like it'll do any good.'

"I don't get all the hype about treadmill desks."

"I exercise almost everyday. Almost on Monday, almost on Tuesday..."

Now on exhibit at the Museum of Discarded Exercise Equipment

'Congratulations. You're the world's first exercycle potato.'

"Ugh . . . nevermind."

"See, you just turn it on and stand here and it slides you right to the shirt you want to wear."

"I used to run also, but I was happy I could turn a hobby into a career!"

"Nice try, but I'm not counting these as your steps. I know you're jst sitting down, eating junk food and stomping your feet on the floor."

'Reflexes Normal.'