Health And Wellness Fans Gifts

'The knees are the first thing to go.'

"Relax. I just had a vitamin."

'I never should have ordered the diet platter.'

"Daddy, you have to flatten this curve."

"Nice try, Jim, but there's no such thing as a 'Beer cleanse'."

"I have to get down to 125 pounds before I go back to my real gym."

Proceed no further if chakras not aligned.

"I think the 'Exotic Recipe' diet will make me lose weight. I'm running all over town trying to find the ingredients!"

'It's a nicotine patch...I've been smoking too much.'

"Only 35% CACAO? I'll have to eat TWICE as much then!"

'I cause sneezes.' 'I cause fever' 'I cause that 'I don't know- I just don't feel too good' feeling.'

'Follow this diet, and soon the temple of your soul will just be a small chapel.'

'GM apples prevent Migraine'

"He looks so much like his dad."

"Thanks to modern medicine, we now have drugs to make any season the season to be jolly."

'Lately my business instincts and intuitions have been on opposing sides.'

"Things look good but let's run a few more tests since mortality runs in your family."

'If only you could do this with a cow once in a week, we'd save a lot of money for the food delivery service, Rupert!'

Diet Books: Fiction/Non-Fiction

I assure you the animals didn't suffer. All of our meat comes from animals who died naturally of old age while vacationing in Miami.

Friendly bacteria

'How could I have missed these? I took a multivitamin.'

"Croissants? Donuts? Chocolate? Good price, madame! Good price!"

'I don't want you to give up eating entirely -- just the food part.'

'Like it? It's my digital vest, it calculates calories, portions and price per pound!'

"I'm pleased to say our dishes all have too much kale."

"Well of course it's fast food. I cooked it faster than a speeding bullet."

"Holy moly!"

'I guess I don't need to ask how your new hip is working out.'

'Yes, yes, yes, now seriously, what can we do to improve our health?'

"Good for you for getting your mammogram."

'What kind of quack is he? No pills, no special diets! He just believes in will power!'