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'The knees are the first thing to go.'

"Relax. I just had a vitamin."

'I never should have ordered the diet platter.'

"Daddy, you have to flatten this curve."

"Nice try, Jim, but there's no such thing as a 'Beer cleanse'."

"I have to get down to 125 pounds before I go back to my real gym."

Proceed no further if chakras not aligned.

"I think the 'Exotic Recipe' diet will make me lose weight. I'm running all over town trying to find the ingredients!"

I just trained with my two sparring partners over there. A "boxed set"!

"He looks so much like his dad."

'It's a nicotine patch...I've been smoking too much.'

"Only 35% CACAO? I'll have to eat TWICE as much then!"

'GM apples prevent Migraine'

"Thanks to modern medicine, we now have drugs to make any season the season to be jolly."

'I cause sneezes.' 'I cause fever' 'I cause that 'I don't know- I just don't feel too good' feeling.'

'Follow this diet, and soon the temple of your soul will just be a small chapel.'

'Lately my business instincts and intuitions have been on opposing sides.'

"Things look good but let's run a few more tests since mortality runs in your family."

It's college orientation time. The brain cell is attending an elite academic university, and the hormones and endorphins are going to party schools. The muscle cell earned an athletic scholarship. And it looks like the DNA molecule has already picked a major. The DNA has life planned out. It's chemically active down there. The individual atoms are excited, but also seem a bit sad. Of course! Going off to college is an emotional time for them. Old bonds are breaking and new ones are bein

'If only you could do this with a cow once in a week, we'd save a lot of money for the food delivery service, Rupert!'

'I am on a diet! It's called the Wall Street diet. I invested in British Airways, and the first day I lost 500 pounds.'

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'I'm not sure how to break this to you all... the Atkins diet is back.'

I assure you the animals didn't suffer. All of our meat comes from animals who died naturally of old age while vacationing in Miami.

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'How could I have missed these? I took a multivitamin.'

'Like it? It's my digital vest, it calculates calories, portions and price per pound!'

'I don't want you to give up eating entirely -- just the food part.'

"Holy moly!"

"I'm pleased to say our dishes all have too much kale."

"Croissants? Donuts? Chocolate? Good price, madame! Good price!"

"Well of course it's fast food. I cooked it faster than a speeding bullet."

'I guess I don't need to ask how your new hip is working out.'

'Yes, yes, yes, now seriously, what can we do to improve our health?'

"Good for you for getting your mammogram."