Health And Wellness Fan T-Shirts

Auto Repair. I'm just taking it in for a few adjustments. A visit to the car-o-practor!

"Maybe you should think about going on a diet."

'I cause sneezes.' 'I cause fever' 'I cause that 'I don't know- I just don't feel too good' feeling.'

"Well of course it's fast food. I cooked it faster than a speeding bullet."

'If you give up alcohol, cigarettes, sex, red meat, cakes and chocolate, and don't get too excited, you can enjoy life for a few more years yet.'

Dietician to man: 'To address your spare tire we must first get in touch with your inner tube.'

"Things are still a little rough for me, and occasionally I lose hope and get depressed—but I'm getting stronger every day."

"Your contents have shifted."

'I'm ninety-two! Tell me what I'm doing wrong... I dare you!"

"Your bad cholesterol is trying to persuade your good cholesterol to switch sides."

"Today we'll be performing some much needed maintenance on Miss Trimbles weak pelvic floor."

Good Cop/Bad Cholesterol

'I never should have ordered the diet platter.'

"If you'd only come to me sooner I wouldn't have had to go to lunch."

Studies show foods work miracles!

"Can you come back? We're still counting carbs."

"What do you mean 'sitting is the new smoking'? I thought fat was the new smoking?"

"Can Johnny come out and eat?"

"You can't compare apples and oranges because oranges have longer legs."

'You need to stay away from the pie in the sky.'

Kid with 'Little Wellness Facilitator' kit

'Your reflexes are still good!'

'It's perfectly normal for middle-aged men to put on a little weight.'

'If you want to live a long time, try not to do anything that will kill you.'

'Good news. Your cholesterol has stayed the same, but the research findings have changed.'

'We're all out of flu vaccine - how about something for anxiety...?'

Begin this high fiber diet slowly. Too fast and your co-workers may complain of a greenhouse effect.

'It's the only known prevention for swine flu...Big bad wolf serum...'

"I'll faithfully follow any diet plan as long as you also prescribe medical marijuana."

Institute of Health next to Alternative medicine dept

Corona Funeral

"The saying Use It or Lose It isn’t referring to one’s appetite."

'Every new year Gym membership goes up - for the Panto season.'

"Nice try, Jim, but there's no such thing as a 'Beer cleanse'."

"When was the last time you exercised something other than a purchase option?"