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'If you give up alcohol, cigarettes, sex, red meat, cakes and chocolate, and don't get too excited, you can enjoy life for a few more years yet.'

Dietician to man: 'To address your spare tire we must first get in touch with your inner tube.'

Businessman uses yoga moves while reviewing financial news on computer

"If we carry them home we’ll get at least one workout."

"I wish I had her jewelry." "I wish I had his wife." "I wish I had her figure." "I wish I had his money."

'I never should have ordered the diet platter.'

"Uh-oh. My inner GPS is recalculating."

"Migration ruins my 10,000 steps."

"I could catch a bicyclist, well maybe not a bicyclist, but I could catch a jogger, definitely."

"Nice try, Jim, but there's no such thing as a 'Beer cleanse'."

"He's a dedicated lifter, but he always skips leg day."

'It's nothing that a few stem cells and 75 years of research can't fix.'

"Well, that will never be a yoga pose."

Sisyphus during Covid

Healthy living has added years to Melvin's life.

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Reasonableman

I feel better than ever physically but I'm totally obsolete at work. In life 60 is the new 40. In the workplace 40 is the new 60.

"I run around this high school track every morning."

Proceed no further if chakras not aligned.

'The first thing you need to do is lose 40 pounds of that baby boomer fat.'

"I don't think anyone will notice your ninty seven pound lime green lycra swimming trunks Terry."

Valleyview diet clinic

"This is Chance. When he first came here he was a fat Chance. Now he's a slim Chance."

Oh boy, lucky you were there: I was cramping up. I need a few minutes rest if you don't mind...

"Let's see if mom likes that super comfortable yoga mat we bought her."

Woman Weighing Herself on Two Scales.

'I cause sneezes.' 'I cause fever' 'I cause that 'I don't know- I just don't feel too good' feeling.'

"This old bike of mine has sure lost some if its speed over the years."

'Follow this diet, and soon the temple of your soul will just be a small chapel.'

"Give me your metabolism! Now!"

'Lately my business instincts and intuitions have been on opposing sides.'

'I think dad's getting fitter. I couldn't hear him wheezing until he turned the corner today.'

"Things look good but let's run a few more tests since mortality runs in your family."