Holistic Health Supporter Gifts

'Who would have thought there was a market for it? We're going to be rich George!...'

'You've got, like, a Feng Shui problem with your pancreas, dude.'

New Age Store.

Proceed no further if chakras not aligned.

'I did have a tummy-tuck...But I opted for reconstruction surgery at the same time.'

'Doctor, how much acupuncture experience DO you have?'

"Honey, why don’t you tell Tony and Karen about your microdosing-healing-group thingy or whatever the heck it is?"

"Looks like your Yang is on the move again."

Effective Cuban vaccines

If all else falls...Mom's Chicken Soup

Preventive medicine.

What makes us Canadian? It's in our DNeh!

Transcend Dental Medication: "Prepare to let go of the pain."

Extreme Naturopathic Medicine.

'Some of you may have heard that Dr. Weil is giving HIS talk right now in the next auditorium.'

The Farmer Sutra.

"Thank you."

Man to other coming out of Alternative Health Club: 'I had total joint replacement - they switched me from hemp to medical marijuana.'

Santa Claus delivers the vaccine.

"Gym for regular people" "No intimidating trainers!" "Lo-tech" "Less is more!" "Not plastic" "Fluffy and scented" "No mirrors" "Full service restaurant"

Acupuncture clinic

The New Age Dentist.

Alternative Medicine.

Doctor with Teddy - "Take this. It will help you sleep."

'It's anxiety. Don't worry, vitamin B happy.'

"Tell you what, dude, I'm writing you a prescription for a scented candle and some granola."

"It's very important to wash your hooves!"

Connect This, Woo-Woos

Man passes Holistic Health Clinic and sees Holistic Donuts.

Many women report sleep disturbances associated with the post-menopausal period.

I'm not sure when I can help you. It's not easy getting parts for you anymore

Right, like you're the first shrink to recommend aromatherapy.

Alternative medicine

"Your life line is a little weak, but we can fix that."

'I hope this alternative Chinese medicine works!'