Holistic Health Advocate Gifts

Doctor with Teddy - "Take this. It will help you sleep."

'You've got, like, a Feng Shui problem with your pancreas, dude.'

"Let me assure you that my congressional delegation and I are devoting our full attention to the harmful effects of e-cigarettes. . ."

"I think I've reached that age when I don't remember if I've forgotten something."

"Hey, it's not all fire and brimstone anymore—one of our nine circles is even smoke-free."

'In a nutshell, foods are drugged and drugs are eaten like food.'

"Unfortunately, there's no cure—there's not even a race for a cure."

"Well, all the symptoms of just another typical case of burnout, I'm afraid."

Now Simon would have nightmares about his mother's failing eyesight.

"For most people, the sense of panic will be mild."

"Yes, also it keeps you fit."

'Let me get this straight- you went to a GUY-ne-cologist, to discuss MEN-o-pause?'

'Not only does he suffer from anxiety, he makes everyone else suffer from it too.'

"Push harder - I still can't see the scale."

"It's interpret-your-own-test-results day today."

A cartoonist at the doctor, in yoga, at home and in therapy

Covid and the Vaccines

Prostate: 51st State

Vaccine

'According to these latest tests, anything can cause anything.'

30 Days Has Movember

'Doctor, how much acupuncture experience DO you have?'

"Our medical benefits are quite limited, basically we send you a memo telling you to take more exercise."

'Because Thanksgiving is about a bountiful harvest. That's why we have to eat all these vegetables.'

Germany: willingness for anti-corona vaccination decreases!

'I can't conceal it any longer - the food in this place is killing you.'

"Looks like your Yang is on the move again."

"Yes, we're stranded here... but think how healthier we are eating nothing but fish!"

"It's time we discuss menopause and climax change."

Uncle Sam: I want you..to live and pay taxes...stop smoking!

Say balls to testicular cancer, remember to check your crown jewels regularly.

If all else falls...Mom's Chicken Soup

Man reads note, which reads: Have been diagnosed with Alzheimer's disease, I don't know where your dinner is.

"The cape comes off too."

"Extra large sanitary pads and extra small ones, pads for the night..."