Health And Wellness Advocate Gifts

Students with backpacks walk in front of doors marked School Counselor, School Nurse, and School Chiropractor.

A man walks on a treadmill on hot coals.

Coronavirus Vaccine

Have you been exposed to any toxic assets at work?'

'I think they have lost a lot of flavour lately, I blame all this fast food they are eating.'

Grave has mound caused by obese deceased

'I can remember when you were so wide.'

When McDonalds sponsors the Olympic Games.

"Can't do anything about it. Mold is our state fungus."

"We cured your male pattern baldness. Side effects were to be expected."

"I maybe a little overweight, I'm wearing make up today."

"Push harder - I still can't see the scale."

"Waiting for the vaccine launch."

"Let me assure you that my congressional delegation and I are devoting our full attention to the harmful effects of e-cigarettes. . ."

Businessman uses yoga moves while reviewing financial news on computer

"I think I've reached that age when I don't remember if I've forgotten something."

"Hey, it's not all fire and brimstone anymore—one of our nine circles is even smoke-free."

'In a nutshell, foods are drugged and drugs are eaten like food.'

"Unfortunately, there's no cure—there's not even a race for a cure."

"Well, all the symptoms of just another typical case of burnout, I'm afraid."

Now Simon would have nightmares about his mother's failing eyesight.

"For most people, the sense of panic will be mild."

Obama Healthcare.

"Yes, also it keeps you fit."

'You've got, like, a Feng Shui problem with your pancreas, dude.'

'Let me get this straight- you went to a GUY-ne-cologist, to discuss MEN-o-pause?'

'Not only does he suffer from anxiety, he makes everyone else suffer from it too.'

Budget

Prostate: 51st State

"It's interpret-your-own-test-results day today."

Vaccine

A cartoonist at the doctor, in yoga, at home and in therapy

"This isn't helping my migraine."

Covid and the Vaccines

'According to these latest tests, anything can cause anything.'