Health Advocates Gifts

You should have come in sooner.

'I've got it! -- chocolate-covered birth control pills!'

"He says he's not coming out until we've been vaccinated."

'Obese Children' road sign outside school

Mammogram

"If you connect the measles, it spells out 'My parents are idiots.'"

'I'm grow-ing'

Smoking causes cancer... shmuck!

School Lunches and Childhood Obesity.

Respirator.

Measles,

Vaccines = Victory

'How many times did I tell you 'Don't eat the free samples given out on the street!'?'

"Let me assure you that my congressional delegation and I are devoting our full attention to the harmful effects of e-cigarettes. . ."

"There must be quicker ways of committing suicide."

"Vaping! Vaping! Not taping. Stop vaping!"

"Does anybody mind if I smoke?"

World Health Organization

"No sooner had I injected the truth serum than he told me I was morbidly obese."

Give up Smoking!

Covid Mummy

The Cold Turkey Pack

"On the bright side, you are embracing aging magnificently."

COVID-19 Vaccine

Cuba increases mass vaccination

"You can't do that in here, buddy!"

"It's got near PERFECT ingredients, dirt cheap to make, huge sugar content and a vast profit margin."

"None of them could run, so we've introduced 'rolling' instead."

Newton discovers lower back pain.

A cigar daño

'No thanks. I've got a nicotine patch.'

"Zumting has caused dis great trauma...any idea vhat?" "Well...we were at a red light watching the guy in the car next to us eat French fries...then...alll of a sudden, she looked right at him and he...he...lit a cigarette."

'He won't touch a dummy. I think it's with me smoking when I was pregnant.'

Smoking Bans.

'Making the resolution to sort out my work-life balance is BEST decision I ever made!'