Health Care Advocate Gifts

Nursing Shortage, how good can your health care be?

The supreme court taketh away. . . and the supreme court giveth.

Tea Party.

'In a word, you have too much consumer confidence.'

Couldn't afford my prescriptions

'We're a bit short of staff so if no-one answers the red button then you should try screaming 'Help me HELP ME Dear God I'm Dying' as loud as you can!'

'My comment on our health care ruling? It's a relief to finally get my pre-existing conditions covered!'

"Sorry, Hillary can't give an interview. She's still throwing up after hearing Bill's comments on Obamacare."

Boris to the Rescue

Coronavirus/Trumpvirus

"Waiting for the vaccine launch."

"Our war is against cancer."

"Let me assure you that my congressional delegation and I are devoting our full attention to the harmful effects of e-cigarettes. . ."

"I think I've reached that age when I don't remember if I've forgotten something."

"Hey, it's not all fire and brimstone anymore—one of our nine circles is even smoke-free."

'In a nutshell, foods are drugged and drugs are eaten like food.'

"Unfortunately, there's no cure—there's not even a race for a cure."

"Well, all the symptoms of just another typical case of burnout, I'm afraid."

Now Simon would have nightmares about his mother's failing eyesight.

"Yes, also it keeps you fit."

If these are your medications, what happened to the beads I bought?

"How long were you in the waiting room?"

"For most people, the sense of panic will be mild."

Obama Healthcare.

'Let me get this straight- you went to a GUY-ne-cologist, to discuss MEN-o-pause?'

'Not only does he suffer from anxiety, he makes everyone else suffer from it too.'

Covid and the Vaccines

Budget

A cartoonist at the doctor, in yoga, at home and in therapy

"Push harder - I still can't see the scale."

"It's interpret-your-own-test-results day today."

Vaccine

Prostate: 51st State

'According to these latest tests, anything can cause anything.'

Doctors Discussion