Ethical Healthcare Advocate Gifts

"I'm comfortable reducing your medications, but the drug company has some serious concerns."

Enhanced Pedophilia Interrogation Techniques

"Waiting for the vaccine launch."

"Let me assure you that my congressional delegation and I are devoting our full attention to the harmful effects of e-cigarettes. . ."

"I think I've reached that age when I don't remember if I've forgotten something."

"Hey, it's not all fire and brimstone anymore—one of our nine circles is even smoke-free."

'In a nutshell, foods are drugged and drugs are eaten like food.'

"Unfortunately, there's no cure—there's not even a race for a cure."

"Well, all the symptoms of just another typical case of burnout, I'm afraid."

Now Simon would have nightmares about his mother's failing eyesight.

Obama Healthcare.

"For most people, the sense of panic will be mild."

"Yes, also it keeps you fit."

Slavery Reparations

'Let me get this straight- you went to a GUY-ne-cologist, to discuss MEN-o-pause?'

"Sorry, we don't hire people with a history of whistle blowing."

Budget

"It's interpret-your-own-test-results day today."

Covid and the Vaccines

Prostate: 51st State

Vaccine

'According to these latest tests, anything can cause anything.'

30 Days Has Movember

'We're getting back to first principles...which means we're going to have some.'

Healthcare declaration

Doctors Discussion

Uncle Sam: I want you..to live and pay taxes...stop smoking!

South Carolina's War on Women

Germany: willingness for anti-corona vaccination decreases!

Say balls to testicular cancer, remember to check your crown jewels regularly.

'Because Thanksgiving is about a bountiful harvest. That's why we have to eat all these vegetables.'

Health Care Crisis table.

Man reads note, which reads: Have been diagnosed with Alzheimer's disease, I don't know where your dinner is.

"The cape comes off too."

Preventive medicine.