Healthcare Ethicist Gifts

'It's the new managements policy on how we persecute whistleblowers.'

Hate Platforms

"Everyone at Megadrug is committed to the benefits of spoken therapies, which is why we developed 'nitrazone' to enhance the experience."

"I guess it's ethical. Let me run it through my 'Ethics Check' app."

Who gets the anti-corona vaccine?

'You won't believe this, but even if the vaccine works, they wont give it to other sick mice.'

'The question is - to what level of data do we wish to stoop.'

The Price of Freedom

"Boss... I just read an article about trans-humanism. Apparently, sometime in the next 50 years, it will become possible to live forever."

'You're in luck. Business ethics is a gray area.'

Experience is important, so I'm inclined to leave questions of ethics to those who have them.

Doctors Discussion

"Discussion topic: Is our society becoming less civil and more violent?"

"Absolutely, Senator, in my mind it was always my country first, and obscene profits second."

"I'll tell you, mock jury duty beats cancer testing."

'I don't know what all the fuss is about.'

These drug will cost you an arm and a leg...the good news is, my wife and I own stock in the company that makes them.

"Hi, Mom - We learned in school today that ethics and morality are stupid and old-fashioned."

'Are you sure these sprouts aren't GM?.'

"So he said, 'Where's your moral compass?' So I ate him."

'You want a nurse present? -- Are you discriminating against me because of my gender?'

"I have to admit Dick Cheney makes a strong argument for torture. But I still think torturing him would be wrong."

"Norton! Put that back at once!"

Data Extraction Social Media Theme Park

'If you start granting amnesty for people for following their conscience, pretty soon everyone will be following his conscience.'

If we run with this account, we'll be accused of being ethically challenged and morally bankrupt...anyone got a problem with that?

"Is this your bright idea, Janet?"

'Yep, that does sound like an ethical dilemma, Phil. But relax... it's only a problem if you have a conscience.' 'That's just it! I think I do!!' 'Don't worry, I won't tell a soul.'

Ethics ethics.

"Went in for a simple blood test and got cloned by mistake."

'I find it harder and harder to get any work done with all the ethicists hanging around.'

10 Commandments Exceptions.

Stethoscope line.