Medical Ethics Advocate Gifts

"We're getting reports that doctors are getting burned out from trying to help their 
patients who can't afford their medications, so I've come up with a plan. We'll 
market a new drug to help with physician burnout!"

Who gets the anti-corona vaccine?

Slavery Reparations

"Sorry, we don't hire people with a history of whistle blowing."

'We're getting back to first principles...which means we're going to have some.'

Doctors Discussion

"Is this your bright idea, Janet?"

'You want a nurse present? -- Are you discriminating against me because of my gender?'

"Norton! Put that back at once!"

Anonymous Donations

"Went in for a simple blood test and got cloned by mistake."

Stethoscope line.

Stafford Hospital - Twinned with Hell.

'A doctor in the hospital's basement agonizes over the ethics of pulling the plug its ailing furnace.'

"Poverty is a social disease and it's not covered by your health insurance"

"Yikes! Okay, I'm going to pretend I didn't see this."

Euthanasia Clinic

NHS targets

'It says take all your medication - if you can afford it.'

"And if the golf area of the brain was somehow destroyed, there might be a little something extra in it for you."

'He's testing my Hippocratic Oath. He wors for the IRS.'

Biblical Jewish Medical Ethics

'Don't worry, I haven't sued any patients. I got the J.D. as a deterrent to lawsuits!'

Cleaning Out the WildLife for New Residential Construction.

"I'm just checking eBay to see if there's any movement on that new liver you need."

"Well, yes, I suppose I could explain the test results in 'plain English' — but then you'd know how sick you are."

"Your health insurance doesn't cover what you've got...so I'm diagnosing you with something they do cover."

'Yes we can cure you - but the bigger problem now is: can you afford it?'

"Those are muzzles for whistleblowers."

'Under disclosure rules, I'm required to tell you I own stock in the company whose

"Hey, way to go! You invented both the disease AND the cure!"

"We'd like you to be at breaking point seven days a week."

'As a patient I'm glad because the doctor cured me. As a lawyer I'm sad because there's no reason to sue that guy.'

"It's little Pharma. Want some baby aspirin?"

"But, for ten million bucks, would you lick it?"