Medical Ethics Commentator Gifts

'Under disclosure rules, I'm required to tell you I own stock in the company whose

Who gets the anti-corona vaccine?

Doctors Discussion

'You want a nurse present? -- Are you discriminating against me because of my gender?'

"Norton! Put that back at once!"

"Is this your bright idea, Janet?"

"Went in for a simple blood test and got cloned by mistake."

Stethoscope line.

'It's a brand new state-of-the-art waiting room.'

'A doctor in the hospital's basement agonizes over the ethics of pulling the plug its ailing furnace.'

Stafford Hospital - Twinned with Hell.

Euthanasia Clinic

NHS targets

"Yikes! Okay, I'm going to pretend I didn't see this."

"They used to call them G.P.s."

"Poverty is a social disease and it's not covered by your health insurance"

"And if the golf area of the brain was somehow destroyed, there might be a little something extra in it for you."

'He's testing my Hippocratic Oath. He wors for the IRS.'

Biblical Jewish Medical Ethics

'Don't worry, I haven't sued any patients. I got the J.D. as a deterrent to lawsuits!'

"We at MEGAPHARMA are 100% behind the benefits of 'talking therapies' which is why we've developed MEGAZYMOLIN to enhance the experience..."

"Those are muzzles for whistleblowers."

'Yes we can cure you - but the bigger problem now is: can you afford it?'

"Well, yes, I suppose I could explain the test results in 'plain English' — but then you'd know how sick you are."

"I'm just checking eBay to see if there's any movement on that new liver you need."

"Your health insurance doesn't cover what you've got...so I'm diagnosing you with something they do cover."

'Is there a doctor in the house we can trust?'

"Hey, way to go! You invented both the disease AND the cure!"

Hospital: Accident and Emergency and On Purpose and Suffering Nicely.

"We'd like you to be at breaking point seven days a week."

"If it wasn't for my Hippocratic oath, you'd be dead by now."

Illegal abortions and surgeries are causing deaths in women

'And once we wipe out the disease, where does that leave us?'

"But, for ten million bucks, would you lick it?"

"And he can make 347,000 home visits in one night!"