Medical Ethics Commentator Pillows

'Under disclosure rules, I'm required to tell you I own stock in the company whose

Who gets the anti-corona vaccine?

Doctors Discussion

"Is this your bright idea, Janet?"

'You want a nurse present? -- Are you discriminating against me because of my gender?'

"Norton! Put that back at once!"

"Went in for a simple blood test and got cloned by mistake."

Stethoscope line.

'It's a brand new state-of-the-art waiting room.'

Stafford Hospital - Twinned with Hell.

'A doctor in the hospital's basement agonizes over the ethics of pulling the plug its ailing furnace.'

"Yikes! Okay, I'm going to pretend I didn't see this."

Euthanasia Clinic

"Poverty is a social disease and it's not covered by your health insurance"

NHS targets

"They used to call them G.P.s."

"And if the golf area of the brain was somehow destroyed, there might be a little something extra in it for you."

'He's testing my Hippocratic Oath. He wors for the IRS.'

Biblical Jewish Medical Ethics

'Don't worry, I haven't sued any patients. I got the J.D. as a deterrent to lawsuits!'

"Your health insurance doesn't cover what you've got...so I'm diagnosing you with something they do cover."

"We at MEGAPHARMA are 100% behind the benefits of 'talking therapies' which is why we've developed MEGAZYMOLIN to enhance the experience..."

"Those are muzzles for whistleblowers."

'Yes we can cure you - but the bigger problem now is: can you afford it?'

"Well, yes, I suppose I could explain the test results in 'plain English' — but then you'd know how sick you are."

"I'm just checking eBay to see if there's any movement on that new liver you need."

'Is there a doctor in the house we can trust?'

Hospital: Accident and Emergency and On Purpose and Suffering Nicely.

"Hey, way to go! You invented both the disease AND the cure!"

"We'd like you to be at breaking point seven days a week."

'As a patient I'm glad because the doctor cured me. As a lawyer I'm sad because there's no reason to sue that guy.'

Illegal abortions and surgeries are causing deaths in women

"But, for ten million bucks, would you lick it?"

"It's little Pharma. Want some baby aspirin?"

"If it wasn't for my Hippocratic oath, you'd be dead by now."