Ethical Medicine Enthusiast Gifts

"I was just glad to get the transplant I needed without having to sacrifice an animal donor."

Ethics exam cheater.

Squeezing the Free Press.

Others will fight for you

'You'll like this, gang ? it's an 'eyes-only' list of 'shady-but-tolerated' loopholes allowed by the Securities and Exchange Commission.'

"I guess it's ethical. Let me run it through my 'Ethics Check' app."

"It's a memo from the legal department reminding us to (heh-heh), 'keep our noses clean'."

Doctor describes inside guts while patient has black thoughts.

"I'm not having it if it's been genetically modified."

Who gets the anti-corona vaccine?

"In a further effort to increase profits, control costs and satisfy shareholders, we've decided to steal stuff."

Coming Soon - Maternity Clinic. Coming Soon After - Law Firm Dealing in Medical Malpractice.

'With these alternative fertility treatments you never quite know how things turn out,'

Jesus's First and Less-Heralded Miracle Walk,

London GPs could become an endangered species.

"Moulting"

"Take special note of the change to our policy on honesty."

"Hi, Bob - your consultants have just arrived."

Stoneage business ethics: 'But, hey, this 'ethics' stuff isn't carved in stone!'

"The doctor was more lucid today! That's a good sign!"

Experience is important, so I'm inclined to leave questions of ethics to those who have them.

Doctors Discussion

'We're playing doctor ??" Billy's the anesthetist.'

Tragically Moses didn't see the eleventh commandment.

"Fruity nose, hints of wild cherry, soothing on the palate, goes well with cough and cold."

These drug will cost you an arm and a leg...the good news is, my wife and I own stock in the company that makes them.

'Now you see, that's EXACTLY what we should try to avoid here.'

"I have to admit Dick Cheney makes a strong argument for torture. But I still think torturing him would be wrong."

"I thought I'd give Western medicine one more chance."

"Norton! Put that back at once!"

'You want a nurse present? -- Are you discriminating against me because of my gender?'

"They have oat fiber, wheat fiber, and rice fiber, but no moral fiber."

"Is this your bright idea, Janet?"

'Yep, that does sound like an ethical dilemma, Phil. But relax... it's only a problem if you have a conscience.' 'That's just it! I think I do!!' 'Don't worry, I won't tell a soul.'

'It's not the same. I was caught stealing office supplies. You, on the other hand, got caught stealing ideas.'